ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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