Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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