why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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