Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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