come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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