Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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