I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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