Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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