You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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