just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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