IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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