Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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