Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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