Betty ford says i'm here all night
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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