How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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