you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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