I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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