I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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