So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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