It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do vagina's smell?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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