So drunk its hurt
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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