I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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