I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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