Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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