He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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