S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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