I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
