How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Hippo gnu deer
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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