my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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