I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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