was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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