Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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