Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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