I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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