i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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