we're blogging at a bar
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is Oprah even human
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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