people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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