In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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