Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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