fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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