if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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