hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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