The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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