This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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