Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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