BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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