You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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