She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
