Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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