"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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